I want to be a big scuba diver so I can paddle and wear big gobbles. I saw you under water. That’s amazing.
Can I Help You?
My mom asked me, “Can I help you?”. I said, “I’m not a customer!”.
Beans Make You Fart
Mom: “Do you want black beans”. Me: “No, they will make me fart”.
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Hi, I’m Duncan
Hi, I’m Duncan. Welcome!
Geo, My Friend
Geo, my friend came over today. Well, no one ever saw him because he is all in my head. I sure tell my parents a lot about him. He even has tattoos! He recently had a baby too! “You got to be kidding me!”